Wednesday, November 28, 2012

At The Pearly Gates

If I die of STD's, I'll ask for a prostitute.
Just kidding, no matter how I die, I'll ask for a puppy. I fucking love puppies.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Monday, November 26, 2012

Cold-Blooded Killer

Fucking tiny pussy arms
First / Next - Last

 If we lived alongside T-rexes (T-rexi?), we wouldnt have the guns to kill them, but we could put them in pretty dresses and hats, and there would be nothing they could do about it, as they wouldn't be able to unbutton the dresses. Lame-ass lizards.